
Rock falls, everyone dies
by zechamp
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By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass.
However, the system forgot to change its stats from their [Metric] values to the appropriate [Str, Int, Dex] values.
Things escalate. Fast.
Features:
- Cultivation
- Jade Beauties
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Numbers go up (Ridiculously up. All of them)
- Most
balanced protagonist of all time (is round, so is
balanced)
Thank you Sininenblue for making this cool cover for me! You a legend.
Previously titled DMG=MA
This story is currently only available on Royalroad.com, scribblehub and on my patreon. Any other versions are stolen and an infringement on my copyright. The first chapter was posted here in January 2023.
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Beautiful
Reviewed at: Epilogue 2 – Sisyphus
Very beautiful story, an amazing plot with a beautiful ending. One of my absolute favorites. The main 🗿 experiences loss in a tragic fashion before realizing his mistakes in a wonderful twist to make an amazing ending. The story of how he gets there is compelling with many wonderful elements. I am extremely glad to have found this gem of a story.

From simple Pebble to Hero
Reviewed at: Epilogue 2 – Sisyphus
A pretty short read by plotgenre.com standards. Fun, playful and easy to get through. It's fun to see what the author is able to do with a simple stone and all the ways a stone can destroy, protect, and take over the world! It's great to see the metamorphasis a pebble, I mean hero, goes through!

Exciting
Reviewed at: Chapter 2 – Gathering moss
This is genuinely funny. Made me laugh from the first part and onward. I’m not very into LitRPGs but this one was worth it. It has a hint of Douglas Adams in it, with the author creating a big picture only to dismantle it and show its insignificance. I’ll probably sum up this work in one word - exciting (said strictly in Robbin Williams’s voice).

Satire done right
Reviewed at: Epilogue 2 – Sisyphus
The satire litrpg cultivation progression comedy novella of your wet / hard / gneiss dreams. An absolute unit packed into a delightfully bingeable package. 10/10 would recommend.
For anyone who's ever felt frustrated by OP characters, overdone tropes, silly system math, weird plot armor -- you will get a kick out of this! Both humorous and also touchingly deep. Genuinely laughed out loud. Excited to reread. God bless you zechamp.

Journey of a rock never ends
Reviewed at: Epilogue 2 – Sisyphus
This is a story about a rock, a tiny stone even gaining sentience and takes on a might journey to descending numbers.Short but Gold.The only thing that I wonder is what was the reward to even begin with, well maybe it was just memories we made through from beginning to the end

Amazing milage, putting spins on modern troupes
Reviewed at: Epilogue 2 – Sisyphus
Great read, especially if you're well versed in litrpgs, isekais and some other modern styles. The only reason I give it 4.5 stars instead of 5 is I feel that the pacing in the middle was a bit weird. Overall, I really loved it and finished it in 2 days!!

This is pure rock 🗿
Reviewed at: Chapter 12 – Astral Ascension
This was a fun read, and I will be waiting for Zechamp to give me more. The story is based on a simple premise which is a rock rolling down a mountain. I especially love the part where he sees the Jade Beauty for the first time.
Advance Review ahead ….
Style: I loved the style, especially how Zechamp manages to insert rock puns without breaking the flow, and also how he wrote chapter 8, which got me cracking. It is sardonic and clever and fun.
Story: Like I said story premise is simple and wonderfully executed. To me it’s kind of beautiful how he can make such art from simple ideas.
Grammar: I don't have any problem with the grammar, but then again neither I am a Grammar Nazi nor do I have English as my first language. It is wonderfully written hilarious story, I loved reading every word of it and it left me wanting for more. After reading this I kind of understand that pun I read a long time ago about readers sending Authors razor blades in parcels.
Character: I absolutely love our Stone and his development, even if I'd have preferred fewer murderous actions but then again this is a LitRPG, what else did I expect. This is perfect just the way it is. It is the best rock of all times.

High-larious!
Reviewed at: Epilogue 2 – Sisyphus
A fun, simple, tale about a rock travelling down a mountain. Do yourself a favor and try it. It's better than you think.
Lost a star for some minor spelling and grammar errors, and because I almost never give something 5 stars...but the gniess pun alone was almost worth an extra star. Seriously, with a little more editing, this is a 5 Star book easy.

Comedic genius
Reviewed at: Epilogue 2 – Sisyphus
I am still laughing.
Also here is the fill out for 50 minimal characters I suppose. Well here is because that apparently wasn't quite 50 yet.
Neither was that because it's 50 words and not characters and frankly I am tired and just spent some 2 hours binging a story about a falling rock while constantly giving so excuse my inability to read.

Excellent story 👏
Reviewed at: Epilogue 2 – Sisyphus
This was a highly enjoyable find. Thank you very much wordsmith. Loved the progression, loved the excellent portrayal of stone and loved the Looping Link. Almost restarted it just for that 😂 I was actually hoping that we'd see a resolution to the quest but this was a satisfying ending too.